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THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES KOMRADE KLINTON First King of the United States As I was making my daily journey to the Post Office the other day, I patiently waited for a car to vacate a parking space near the door. As the rear of the vehicle came toward me, I noticed a bumper sticker, which read, in big, bold letters, "THANK ME.I VOTED CLINTON-GORE." Pondering the message of the brave, stubborn idiot in the car ahead of me, I considered all the things I could be thankful for as a result of the Klinton-Gore regime. Indeed, I discovered the list was long and varied: Thanks to King Bill for attempting to censor the internet. Thanks to the King of the US for the highest rate of taxation since WW2 while managing to decimate all branches of our Armed Forces. Thanks to Klinton for putting our soldiers in harm's way in over 140 countries while one still can not safely walk the streets of any major city. Thank you for reminding us that the government that gave us the Internal Revenue Service and The Welfare State also lusts for control of the greatest healthcare system in the world. (You want a look at government healthcare go take a peek at your local VA or County Hospital.) Thank you for reminding me that the FBI, who has files on millions of Americans, including myself, can give those files to people powerful enough to demand them. Thank you for giving us a King who supports partial-birth abortions. Thank you for demonizing and disarming law-abiding gun-owners. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, Juanita Broaddrick and about two dozen other names that we might not have met and known otherwise. Thank you for leading the charge in the War on Tobacco penalizing smokers and a legitimate industry so that Hillary's brother and other extortionists could make millions from ridiculous lawsuits. Thank you for allowing a war hero and the author of one of the most successful military campaigns in history to leave the presidency because, no matter how successful he was, we, in all our moral outrage, just wouldn't tolerate someone who would lie to the American people by promising "no new taxes" and then going back on his word. We certainly can't have a liar in the White House, now can we? Thank you for giving us a King who discusses his choice of underwear with teenagers. We always wondered if presidents wore boxers or briefs. Thanks for showing us that it's OK for YOU, the King, to get your salami smoked while on the job while we, the PEASANTS, can get fired for putting up a suggestive picture in our cubicle at work. Thank you for showing us that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the Dog," could really be plausible after all. Thank you for showing all the men and women in America that sexual harassment in the workplace, and on the job, is okay as long as it involves powerful middle-age executives and the young women half their age under their power. It is, after all, a "private matter." Thank you for revealing that the agenda of the National Organization of Women only includes some women. Women like Anita Hill and not women like Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, et. al. Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual relations" is not clearly defined. After all, "It all depends on what the meaning of the word IS is." Thank you for re-introducing the concept of "impeachment" to a new generation that missed the discussion surrounding it the last time it was brought up. Thank you for curing me of my addiction to the evening news. Thanks for showing us that SOCIALISM IS ALIVE AND WELL! Thanks for your supporters who have showed their true colors: Robert DeNiro, Alec Baldwin, Geraldo Rivera, Alan Dershowitz, Barbra Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg and many other sickening ELITISTS. Thank you for reminding us that, when all is said and done, "CHARACTER" really, really DOES matter. Thank you for allowing missile technology and other secrets to be sold to the ChiComs in exchange for influence in the Democratic Party. Thanks also to certain spineless Republicans that allowed the King to trample the Constitution. Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent. Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest. Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful. Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral. Thank you for making Al Gore look positively presidential. Thank you for reminding us of the importance of term limits. And really, thank you not once, but twice! Why, if not for YOU, instead of the current interesting discussion all over the television networks and newspapers, we would be focused on a whole slew of trivial matters such as our national defense, nukes and the starvation deaths of at least 2 million people in North Korea, a civil war in Serbia, genocide in Africa, the containment of terrorism, and all those other boring topics. Since King Klinton took office, here are some of the "GOOD" things that have happened: 72 House and Senate witnesses have plead the fifth. 17 witnesses have fled the country to avoid testifying. 19 foreign witnesses have refused to be interviewed by US investigative bodies. 19 charges from Whitewater investigations. 14 convictions from Whitewater investigations. 8 imprisonments from Whitewater investigations. 55 total charges in all Klinton scandals. 32 total convictions (so far) in all Klinton scandals. 14 total imprisonments (so far) in all Klinton scandals. 938 overnight stays at the White House for Klinton supporters. $40 million cost of Klinton's trip to China with over 1100 members of the Royal Court. 62 House of Representative seats that have changed from Democrat/Socialist to Republican. 12 Senate seats that have changed from Democrat/Socialist to Republican. 13 Governorships that have changed from Democrat/Socialist to Republican 1,200 state legislative seats that have changed from Democrat/Socialist to Republican 353 elected Democrats/Socialists who have switched parties s since Klinton took office. Yes, it's been an interesting six years for "the most ethical administration in the history of the Republic." But then everybody knows it's ALL the fault of the "vast right-wing conspiracy." But look at the bright side you flew around the world at your whim, boffed some chicks, played a lot of golf, fucked up the country and didn't have to even pick up the tab. See you in HELL Komrade Bill!
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